Mr. Link Tries To Stay Relevant

Oh Boy! Mr. Link is always finding ways to stay ahead of the obsolescence curve. With his Golden Anniversary in the biz fast approaching (that's right - in 2017 he will celebrate 50 years in the spotlight!), Mr. Link seeks to appeal to all the hipster Millennials out there by going animated. WhatTheWhat?!? The narcissistic, egotist figures he can pull off another 30 years in cartoon form - Ugh! Does it ever end?
Anyhoo, cast your peepers on the clips below which are exclusive snippets from his still-untitled upcoming animated flick where he tries to pass himself off as an Electrical Engineer at a huge corporation. Hoohoo! Hee-larry-us! 

BIG Anniversary News!!

Hi-ho Mr. Link fans! If you know your Mr. Link trivia, you know that 2017 is a big year for the celebrated windbag and bon vivant. That's right 2017 marks Mr. L's 50th year in the spotlight. Hard to believe such a pretentious gasbag could keep a career rolling for five decades, but through some miracle he has!

Rumor was that he was trolling the vineyards of Napa, sampling the vino - He loves him some grape juice! Now it has been confirmed. TMZ caught up with him in the past few weeks:

Cheers to you smug SOB!

A Special Holiday Message!

 

Spotted! Mr. Link hiding in Plain Sight!

Hi-ho all! It's that porcine purveyor of all things to do with that gadabout, Mr. Link with a juicy bit of info...

In his typical recluse-style, Mr. Link has been spotted wintering in Mickeyville, F-L-A.
Is he prepping for a new role in a Small World production at D-World? Working on his tan? Who knows?

The only thing we know for sure, thanks to famed photog and Mr. L archivist, Billy Snaps, is he has been frequenting the American Legion providing entertainment to all our Service Folk (do they know how lucky they are??).

Not sure if this is Mr. Link's patriotism or the free pulls on the Bud tap...Anywho, here's the pic you've all been waiting for and look who has joined him - You'd never believe that he was able to cajole (extort?) Ms. Marcia Brady and Alice the Housekeeper to join him in Mickeyville. Could it get any better?!?

Merry Christmas Mr. Link wherever you are!

Mr Link’s Archives

Hi-Ho All! Arnold Ziffel Jr here. It's been quite a long dry spell with no updates to the blog. But, when you're dealing with the temperamental (with a capital mental) Mr. Link, it's difficult to extract information. Lately, he's gotten heavily into texting. The trouble is, he is making up his own words. We all know lol and omg, but what exactly is xuc or qjbi? And the way they come flooding in – oi! It's like stream-of-consciousness texting. He has gone from reflections on his past to just random, useless thoughts.

Anyhoo, I dug through the Mr. Link photographic archives and came up with some gems. Enjoy.

First up – pics from the working days:

Did anyone really believe that this would sell? Mr. Link did! He was so enchanted by this that he purchased 20 of these ensembles (shirt and slippers). 



As you can see below, Mr. Link had become mainstream. He had also developed his signature look "Smug Jerk" which catapulted him to to three weeks of success!